found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
he shaved USA in his pubs
you traded sex for a burrito?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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