I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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