Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
