we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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