Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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