I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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