I will die if light touches me.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
