you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he puts the penis in happiness.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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