And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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