shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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