i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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