break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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