Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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