just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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