Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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