I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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