Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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