She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Sorry about my life...
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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