ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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