there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
