Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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