if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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