im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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