apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
