i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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