I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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