My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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