Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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