Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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