If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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