there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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