No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
it's like heaven, but drunker
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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