Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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