I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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