So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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