I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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