im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Randomize
