My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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