i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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