STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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