i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
just come out here and I will go home with you...
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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