who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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