we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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