id be glad to
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
only you would photoshop your dick
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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