i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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