I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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