Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I understand Curling. That high.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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