ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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