that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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