I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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