Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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