I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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