hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
