We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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