Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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