you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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